15 reasons not to climb the CN Tower
Don’t bother signing up for WWF’s Climb for Nature x CN Tower this April 20 and 21. Here’s 15 reasons why not.
#15: The view from the top is boring. Yawn.
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#14: Climbing one of the Seven Wonders of the Modern World is so overrated.
#13: Don’t bother. Only high-level athletes succeed in climbing the 1,776 steps.
#12: And climbing 144 flights of stairs will definitely not make you any fitter.
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#11: There are only 800 species at risk of extinction in Canada. It could be worse.
#10: Really, why raise funds to protect the environment from the effects of climate change? The Canadian Arctic will sort itself out.
#9: And don’t worry about those most affected by melting sea ice. The mighty polar bear can handle less habitat.
#8: It’s no fun indulging in friendly competition to inspire workplace giving with the team challenge.
#7: Who cares about Monday morning bragging rights?
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#6: Why would anyone want to win a nature-packed trip to Costa Rica just for fundraising? There’s nothing exciting about cloud forests, zip lining and howler monkeys.
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#5: Even if you wanted to climb, the stairwells are crowded and dark.
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#4: Your friends would never join you.
#3: You’ll be all alone and likely the last one to reach the top.
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#2: You could put your athleticism to the test and compete for the fastest climb time with the Elite Challenge. But who cares how fast you climbed.
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#1: There is absolutely nothing to celebrate when you reach the top (other than helping raise more than $1 million for conservation).
Okay, so maybe there are a few reasons why the climb is worth doing. Register today.
